Muslims don't give a damn about The Sun unless it's a substitute for bog role

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When The Sun newspaper scraps its intellectually stimulating Page 3 for a seven-page feature on the “Islamic State”, writes Dilly Hussain, you know it means business!

The Sun issued a fatwa yesterday calling upon “Britons of all faiths to unite to defeat IS fanatics” with a front page image of a Muslim woman in a Union Jack hijab. How this image was “inclusive to Britons of all faiths” beats me as it was clearly targeted at Muslims.

After a skim-read of the predictable garbage spouted by The Sun to rally the nation behind another disastrous military escapade in the Muslim world, I used the paper for my dustbin as I was out of bags.

ISIS fighters in Syria
ISIS fighters in Syria

But there are two serious concerns regarding The Sun’s front page: firstly, it used Tuesday’s “terror raids” in London as a premise to launch an anti-ISIS campaign, which in effect discriminated the arrests.

And secondly, the seven-page feature is part of a propaganda campaign which will result in Britain getting further involved in the US-led military campaign in Syria and Iraq.

What frustrated me even more were the “prominent” Muslim apologists who appeared in The Sun’s exclusive anti-ISIS feature, in order to provide some level of credibility – as if the British Muslim community aren’t aware of the organisations and figures that parrot whatever the establishment wants them to.

Such a shady politically motivated campaign isn’t worthy of an intellectual response; rather it deserves the primitive treatment that The Sun applies to the Muslim community.

So allow me to talk you through The Sun‘s abysmal attempt in unifying Britain against extremism, which probably worsened the existing distrust and fear the wider non-Muslim community already has towards Muslims.


Front page: Most likely a non-Muslim English woman who’s been sprayed excessively with artificial tan, or a fair skinned Indian or even a desperate Muslim woman seeking a modelling career. Anyway, it reminded me of a prison mug-shot.

Front page of yesterday's The Sun
Front page of yesterday’s The Sun

Headline: “UNITED AGAINST I.S.” which should have been followed by WHO ARE YA! WHO ARE YA! WHO ARE YA! That would have been more befitting to The Sun’s target audience.

A short intro placed prominently in bold on the right-hand corner of the front page referring to the London “terror suspects” as an “IS terror cell” – a clear contempt of criminal proceedings before the suspects have been charged with any offence.

Page 2 Headline: Headline reads – “MI5 NAB SURGEON” who “planned UK atrocity”. Referring to the suspects as “killers” before anyone’s been killed or any evidence proving intent has been presented.

Page 2 also included a column by the government-friendly desperado, Sara Khan of women’s rights group Inspire, who decided not to celebrate Eid because her “religion had been hijacked by extremists”.

Her column was an apologetic rant filled with liberal rhetoric: “IS says jihadi brides will be treated as equals. But the reality is they’ve given up the freedoms and women’s rights that Britain offers.

Those much desired “women’s rights” and “freedoms” obviously include the demonisation of women who wear the niqab, criminalises mothers for raising their children with an Islamic education, stops female students who want to sit separately to men at university ISOC events, asks mothers to spy on their children, and the freedom for women to be pornified for the gratification of men, which facilitates the most heinous sex crimes in society – you go Sara, #makeastand girl!

Page 3:The Sun’s intellectual hallmark was replaced by a big Union Jack poster stating “UNITED AGAINST I.S.”

Surprisingly, the flag cutout didn’t include a picture of Nick Griffin, Tommy Robinson, Nigel Farage, Lord Kitchener, or Richard the Lionheart as an additional appeal factor.

"The Cleric" - Dr Taj Hargey
“The Cleric” – Dr Taj Hargey

Page 4 and 5 – “HEAR US NOW” was comedy at its best. It was a round-up of prominent British figures and representatives, and their views on ISIS. They included: the signatories of Alan Henning’s death warrant – PM David Cameron, opposition leader Ed Milliband, the Wicked Witch of the West Home Secretary Theresa May, Muslim MP Sadiq Khan (all of whom voted in support of UK air strikes in Iraq), Chairman of the League of British Muslims Bashir Chauhrya, a proud colonised “cha-wala” who believes “Britain’s attitude is much fairer than other countries.”

And I saved the best until last – “The Cleric” – none other than the right wing, Islamophobic, muscular liberal, pro-establishment, modernist, secularist Dr Taj Hargey! At the centre of the double-page spread were some promising candidates for next season’s Little Britain and Citizen Khan holding The Sun’s “United Against I.S.” poster.

Page 6 and 7- The Sun’s “Chief Feature Writer”, Oliver Harvey, a graduate of The Clown College for Crap Columnists concluded with a very descriptive piece on the ISIS “death cult”.

Warmongering propaganda

There was no mentioning of Britain’s catastrophic foreign policy, which played a pivotal role in the destruction and destabilisation of Iraq in 2003 that subsequently gave birth to ISIS.

There was no mentioning of MI5 chiefs who advised against military intervention in Iraq because it would have a blowback at home.

There was no mentioning of the failures of the British government in saving the lives of its citizens by negotiating like France, Germany, Italy and Turkey.

There was no mentioning of the fact that the British government is arming the Kurdish PKK Peshmerga, a listed terrorist organisation by Nato and EU.

There was no mentioning of Alan Henning’s brother-in-law, Colin Livesy who was angry at the British government for not doing enough for Alan’s release, or Dr Shameela Islam-Zulfiqar, the humanitarian aid campaigner who said the government “handed Alan’s death sentence” by joining the US-led air strikes against ISIS.

RAF Tornados Jets are in Iraqi airspace
RAF Tornados Jets are in Iraqi airspace

As Muslims, we need to question why we are expected to condemn ISIS purely on the basis of being adherents of Islam. Is it a test to see how loyal we are to Britain over Islam?

Like most Muslims, I am appalled by the criminality of ISIS, but when I’m pressured to publicise my disgust, I perceive this to be an act of conformity which legitimises the idea of guilt by association of creed.

If there can be a level of consistency when Muslims are expected to condemn, maybe we can begin to move forward.

If white Christian Americans/Britons/Europeans are willing to condemn and apologise for centuries of colonialism; the actions of G.W. Bush, Tony Blair over Iraq and Afghanistan; Abu Ghraib, Bagram and Guantanamo Bay, extra judicial murder and illegal renditions; white sexual groomers, paedophilic church leaders, Jimmy Saville and sex rings involving the British political elite; politicians who swindle expenses and taxes; Israeli aggression and occupation; support for oppressive “pseudo-democratic” regimes in the Muslim world; then maybe Muslims will comfortably come forward to say “not in my name, not in my religion”.